Mixtapes and Cocktails

  1. Regarding Women, in-depth

    Earlier: This.

    So, I’ve basically established 3 different sets of women: Those who want attention; those who need attention; and a third set that does not try to get attention, but accepts it when it comes around.

    The Girls Who Want Attention
    These are the ones who dress like whores. They speak loudly with nothing of substance to say. They flirt for drinks. They’ll lead you on until they’re either bored with you, or have bled you dry.

    The Girls Who Need Attention
    While similar to the previous set, this one is more of an inward longing for attention than an outward show of desperation. These ones are addicted to relationships. They can’t really think for themselves, and attach easily. Basically, the girls who need attention are the ones who send you a million emails a day, and freak out each time you don’t immediately respond.

    The Confident Woman
    Essentially, the third kind of woman, the kind I prefer is confident. She carries herself well and knows who she is. She says thoughtful things that come from a sincere and personal place. Her sexiness come from an understated confidence and independence. This sexiness does not only include outward appearance, but is evidenced by it: what she wears, fashion choices, how she smiles. She doesn’t need or want attention, but doesn’t oppose it either. She’s comfortable enough with herself that she can do with or without it.

  2. shinyredballoon:

    jennifercwang:

    I finally watched the new Beyonce video and it’s ALL about FOSSE FOSSE FOSSE, MADONNA MADONNA!

    Yes, but did you watch the SNL!?!?!?!

    We’re the dancers….

    I’m warmed up like a biscuit…a dancing biscuit.

  3. “The first album I bought with my own money: Phil Collins, “No Jacket Required.” That was the first album I bought. And I would get in peoples’ faces, I was like: “Man, this guy fucking rocks, he’s pretty dark. He’s pretty fucking dark. He’s totally punk rock. He’s got on SNEAKERS with A SUIT! He’s crazy!”
    Patton Oswalt

  4. I love how the Spanish-language channel always shows ultra-violent, super-shitty, ass-kicking action movies.

  5. If you're a Laker fan in the L.A. market...

    …then you need to be watching the game right-fucking-now.

    Yeah, it’s only a game against the Bulls, but Fox Sports/Prime Ticket is showing 2 versions of the game. One is the standard version, with commentary as usual…the other version on PT is a (fairly) commercial-free cut, no commentary, and places you courtside giving you some pretty sweet angles of the game. Maybe I’m geeking-out, but I like the commentary-free version just because you get to watch the game from a completely different dynamic. I like seeing the game from camera angles that look like they’re being picked out of a magazine…and hearing the real sounds of the game. It’s pretty cool.

  6. DEAR TUMBLR:

    afghanistanbananastand:

    saintnate:

    awesome-everyday:

    Name one (or more) of your favorite female fronted bands.

    me:

    1. No Doubt

    2. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

    3. The Cardigans

    4. The Pretenders

    5. Blondie.

  7. soupsoup: whatcriscilikes:laureola:FFFFOUND!

    soupsoup: whatcriscilikes:laureola:FFFFOUND!

  8. Daily Video Game Nostalgia: Super Mario Bros. 2: Mario Madness (Nintendo)

I don’t know what to think of this game, other than the fact that I remember it.

    Daily Video Game Nostalgia: Super Mario Bros. 2: Mario Madness (Nintendo)

    I don’t know what to think of this game, other than the fact that I remember it.

  9. Regarding Women

    I’ve learned how to differentiate between women who want attention and women who need attention.

    I don’t like either kind.

    I like women who accept the attention that they get without trying.

  10. Question of the day:

    afghanistanbananastand:

    Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

    Jack Nicholson, hands down. I’m a straight guy, but I’m pretty convinced that boning Jack would be like boning every woman he’s ever boned. So, boning Jack would be like boning at least 100 women.

    How many women has Meg Ryan boned? None, I suppose.